Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Free TRIP TO KUALA LUMPUR

If you want to win free trip to Kuala Lumpur, click the link.

Madali lang pramis.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Sharing

This one's sent to me by my fellow teacher in my part time job office.

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Last night I lost my cellphone at Che’lu

Just having fun

Most of the people I talked to only have one thing to say to me and that is ‘it’s your fault.’ Well, they’re right. I am careless. I didn’t watch my self as I am drunk that time. Somebody danced with me and I think that’s the time he took the phone. But I was just thankful because he didn’t take my wallet. I don’t know what will happen to me if my wallet was also taken. This really sucks. I have to learn that some people in Manila are just plain hopeless kleptomaniacs, the hard way.

I guess I was right when I told Algreen that this will be the last time that I will go to a bar. I didn’t want to go to Che’lu but Algreen was so persistent, saying that O’Bar is so much crowded than Che’lu. Well I kind of dislike the crowd in O’Bar anyway so I just gave in. Little did I know that this morning will be an unforgettable one. Always my trip in Malate is unforgettable. Just really makes me regret big time this unbecoming on my conduct. I noticed that my nose that morning was strangely sensitive. I can smell smoke and it makes my nose hurt. So bar hopping is already a closed chapter for me. God has ways of teaching me, and he made sure that I’ll learn from this mistake. Going to Malate is already a mistake. Hanging out with people who knows nothing but to smoke, drink, and get laid is a crime. Yes, I have learned my lesson well and I will never step on that place again. Actually, I don’t want to be in another club anymore. I am better off with my books and the comfort of my room.



Earlier, I was on stage, doing my thing, a little drunk. Somebody climbed and covered my view, so I touched his waist and sort of move him aside because I can’t see anything. But he was so agitated I had to keep my hands off from him. Beside me were girls, also busy dancing and one of them is trying to catch my eyes. After my brief encounter with the girl last last week in the same bar, I have known better than to flirt with girls. I get so touchy and girls don’t like touching.

If I may add, I was acting really stupid at that crowded and polluted bar. After realizing that I am missing my phone already, I started looking at the floor half-expecting that my phone just dropped. But of course, I was just trying to convince myself that time though I know it was already taken by someone. I wish him happiness, whoever he is. Let Karma work its way through him. Anyway, looking for the phone somebody kissed me and I tried to push him away. Told him that I lost my phone and he said, ‘malandi ka kasi.’ I am now thinking about it, and I find it really absurd for someone whom I didn’t know to say that I am ‘malandi’ when he doesn’t know me. I mean I was just dancing. Unless he was the one who took my phone. But I doubt because he was holding other things. 

At last, at the break of dawn, most people started leaving. I was still on the stage. When I was the only left on the stage, I still kept on dancing like crazy and then this stupid guy who kissed me went near the stage. But as I am trying to avoid him, I just kept myself busy by dancing. After some minutes, I left the bar. Waited for a taxi outside. And there, again in the light, I see how pathetic the previous night has been. Wasted too much money and lost my phone for some fun I didn’t really enjoy. I guess, this kind of life isn’t just right for me. I guess, I am not cut for this.


Predicting the future


I guess I was right when I told Algreen that this will be the last time that I will go to a bar. I didn’t want to go to Che’lu but Algreen was so persistent, saying that O’Bar is so much crowded than Che’lu. Well I kind of dislike the crowd in O’Bar anyway so I just gave in. Little did I know that this morning will be an unforgettable one. Always my trip in Malate is unforgettable. Just really makes me regret big time this unbecoming on my conduct. I noticed that my nose that morning was strangely sensitive. I can smell smoke and it makes my nose hurt. So bar hopping is already a closed chapter for me. God has ways of teaching me, and he made sure that I’ll learn from this mistake. Going to Malate is already a mistake. Hanging out with people who knows nothing but to smoke, drink, and get laid is a crime. Yes, I have learned my lesson well and I will never step on that place again. Actually, I don’t want to be in another club anymore. I am better off with my books and the comfort of my room.

I am so grieving at this lost. I feel like I lost a part of my past. All those people in my contact list, all gone and irretrievable.

I don’t know what I am talking about when I told Algreen that when you go to a bar like Che’lu, you have to have a purpose. And what is my purpose? To have a good time. And what is a good time? To dance with people. Dancing makes me happy. That’s all

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Mali ka na naman


Grabe, sobrang antok to the maximum level na ito.


3:36 na ng umaga at ako ay hindi pa natutulog.


I just finished working on my first 5 articles and I am really doubting this decision.


may cellphone ka nga, patay ka naman.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Friday once again

Feeling so tired on a Friday night, just like the other days. Nothing else in mind except to go home. Feel the comfort of my laptop. Or maybe just go out, drink, get drunk. I don't know. I just feel so confused. This week has been so heavy on me. It felt like a whole month laid on my back. There are still so many things on my mind- things which should be settled soon.

There's really no other way. My hands are sweating as if I have been plowing fields. But maybe I am plowing, just a different field. I smile now as I think of leaving the country. That's the only way I can get things settled for me. I just want to leave and forget who I am. I am talking to my friend, who broke up with her girlfriend. I keep reminding her that it's better to leave her ex- be. But she tells me that they're just friends. Something I should take with a spoon of salt.  

Part-time job woes 

Responsibilities are part of a job, The only thing that makes this responsibility difficult is that it comes as a forced effort. I simply can'ttake this anymore. But I ain't giving up. There's no quitting. There's always hope. I try to escape but no matter what I do, I keep ending on the same dead end; I keep feeling this damn feeling. I wish things were easier for me. I wish things were not like this. I just like the good old days- the carefree days when I don't have to think much. I have freedom but I am still bounded. I have freedom but I am still confused. I just don't know what to do now.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

VATICAN HUMOR

A joke I didn't easily get. I think I'm getting slower and slower.

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. 

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher. 

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief. 

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop. 

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,

'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'



Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Yu-na-ri (윤아리)

Fig. 1. Traditional korean game played during Chuseok.
I don't exactly know how to play this game but it seems like you have to toss the four bars and then.. well, you can use your imagination.

Monday, October 5, 2009

It’s All About Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a “NEW STYLE”
If a driver makes a mistake, It is a “NEW PATH”
If parents makes a mistake, It is a “NEW GENERATION”
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a “NEW LAW”
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a “NEW INVENTION”
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a “NEW FASHION”
If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a “NEW THEORY”
If our boss makes a mistake, It is a “NEW IDEA”
If an employee makes a mistake, It is a “MISTAKE”

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Will Smith belts "I am Telling You"

This is a funny video of Will Smith, lip sync-hing "I am Telling You". Smith's so gay... I just couldn't stop laughing. He's one of the best American actors I love (next to Tom Hanks). Click the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGVCnle59qI&feature=related

Students Need Money

A letter a student wrote to his parents hinting that he needed some money.... The following letter was written home to his parents by a student who was trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ?an''t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on.
After receiving his son''s letter, the father immediately replied with this letter:
Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

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