Monday, June 21, 2010

Be careful of what you wish for

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly,
a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel
around the world with my darling
husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and -- pouf!
-- two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her
hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well, this is all very romantic,but an opportunity like this
will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me."The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..."So the fairy waved
her magic wand and -- pouf! -- the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are female.

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